Russian With PPSh-41
A Russian dies and goes to hell. There, he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He approaches the first hell he sees, the German hell. He asks the demon who’s guarding it, “What happens in there?”
“For starters, they strap you to a bed of nails, pump you full of boiling water, pluck out your toenails and finally whip you for all eternity.”
The Russian is appalled and checks out the Polish hell, asking the guard whatit contained. Receving the same answer, he went past all the other hells until he reached the Russian hell. There was an abnomally long queue there and he thus dedued it was more popular. He asked the guard there what it contained.
“They strap you to a bed of nails, pump you full of boiling water, pluck out your toenails and finally whip you for all eternity,” the annoyed demon replied, having answered that question constantly.
“B-but that’s the same thing they have in all the other hells! Why does this seem much more popular?” The Russian is shocked.
“True, true, but sometimes there aren’t enough nails; there’s a shortage of water; the pliers go missing and someone would’ve pinched the whip . . .”
Source: wiki.
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